Not wanting this thoughtful gift to go to waste, my family and I are searching for ideas on how to best utilize this big hunk 'o meat.
1) My daughter uses it to hold up her synthesizer music
2) A weapon to hit bad guys with.
3) A bribe to get the cat into the garage.
4) A bribe to use over and over again on the dog because she is daft.
5) A decent paperweight
6) A substitute baseball bat.
7) An exercise weight
I would love to hear your suggestions. Any idea what the half-life of a summer sausage is?
Christmas Day has been fun. We have no agenda. It is snowing...I think I'll take a winter walk.