After a couple of weeks of parenting upon the precarious perch of teen angst, I have been sent the gift of clarity wrapped in the form of a 25th high school reunion invitation.
Attached to the bottom of the mass email was an innocuous document titled "20th Reunion.doc"
I clicked to open 27 pages of volunteered information about people for whom I hadn't given thought in 25 years. Knowing the people now is not nearly important as was my curiousity to view the 'then and now' of a few particular folk. As I read their answers to the survey, I gleaned parts and packaged them together as a reflective exercise of my own teenage years. After much pondering I conclude and admit I learned absolutely nothing in high school. At best, I fumbled through the social crap. And it was all mostly crap. I was an emotional, social and physical retard. My friends bestowed upon me the nickname 'Retardar'--a moniker I wasn't necessarily proud to earn, but at least I kinda sorta had friends. It is amazing I survived those days. All this worry about my own children's future is as silly and as stupid as the age in which they are in. If'n I can survive the teen years, then there is hope for every 'Retardar' out there....
I'd be curious to read what, if anything, you learned in high school....
P.S. I showed this post to both my girls. Eldest was amused by the first set of answers. Typical reaction for her: "Hmmm, I wonder what I'll answer 25 years from now?" Then Youngest stole my yearbook from me and promised to return it after reading every single handwritten entry. Her last words to me tonight were: "May I show my friends your annual? I know they'll think you and your friends were retarded." My reply: "No, just me, I was the original 'Retardar' and don't you forget it. You are the spawn of the Great Retardar. My legacy."
You can read parts of the survey by clicking. There's some fun stuff in there:
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