Yikes! Only 12 more days till Christmas.
In reality, Harley's big adventure was on Saturday, but I'm just now getting around to my life that doesn't include ASU football...
So, the story goes:
"Harley, we must find the perfect Christmas tree. Oh where, oh where shall we find such a tree?" I ask of her.
With a wag of her tail, she signals me...and I blindly follow...
We come upon a thicket of rhododendron. I'm sore afraid, but Harley is not. She is a courageous one, that girl...
All the sudden we enter a clearing and are amazed to see a magical land filled with Christmas trees. Harley looks to me and says, "Thou shalt never doubt me again."
"Ok," I reply.
"But which tree possess the qualities we seek, Oh Wise Bitch?" I ask of her.
"Sheesh. Give me a moment to sniff around," she barks back.
Only moments later, Harley has the answer and runs up the gravel. "Eureka, I've found it!"
I regard Harley's choice and my only words are: "Let's get this party started."
And Harley orders nice men to cut our Christmas tree.
As we return home Harley looks at me and sniffs, "You're gonna have to haul the tree back home all by yourself. I did all the other work."
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