Went to the Mast General Store this afternoon and saw my buddy, John Doe. He said to me, " Pay no attention to the Milkbones behind the gingham curtain, except if'n you want to toss me one." I obliged. Do notice he is wearing an employee name tag. Yup, John Doe is the top pup round those parts. His duties include keeping the seats warm around the pot bellied stove and waggin his tail for the tourists.