You gotta go see This photo (scroll down to bottom) which offers a whole new meaning to the question, 'Who's your daddy?'
Oh but wait. The daddy stories get better. Imagine hearing this:
"Honey, our baby just fell into the septic tank"
I shared both of the image and story with my daughters who immediately empathized with each of the toddlers. And I offer a personal thanks to my own father who I am sure struggled to resist similiar temptations...