Dear Hillary,
Just got your lovely invitation in the mail. I'm afraid I can't quite afford to attend the Blowing Rock hootenanny fundraiser. $2,300 is a mighty large sum for my little hillbilly budget. But, I would like to extend the invitation for you to come on down to the Friday night Mountain Ruritan Fish Fry at the old Cove Creek Fire Department in the Sugar Grove sometime. I'm sure everyone would be right nice to ya. In fact, if you get bored with pressing all that flesh, why don't ditch the crowd and join me to see Wynonna?
Just give me a holler.
Sincerely,
Marie Freeman
