Me: "Do you think this is a pretty photo?"
Youngest: "I suppose. It would be better if the sun was more predominant, and then...if the dark wasn't so dark and the snow was more, umm, light."
Me: "So you expect me to perform photographic miracles?"
Youngest: "No, just use Photoshop. It's better."
later...
Me: "Don't you need to study?"
Youngest: "I suppose. It would be better if my teachers would explain what I needed to study for my exams, and then...ya know, highlight the most important areas and then tell us what we didn't need to worry about."
Me: "So in essence, you expect your teachers to Photoshop their notes for you and perform miracles?"
Youngest: "Duh. And why shouldn't they?"
I give up.
