If this photo doesn't make you wanna pick up this duckie and rub your face in it's wet feathers then you need to back off the testosterone.
Duckie and siblings, seven total, were tooling around the pond appropriately named, the Duck Pond, on the campus of Appalachian State University this fine afternoon. Holy Moly, and I saw huge turtles, which thank goodness aren't duckavores, because some of these guys could swallow one of the baby birds with one snap.