I am sparing you the most excellent shot right up this little piggie's muddy nostrils. It is a good tight shot, I'm telling you. Upon the advice of a friend, I went the Goodnight Brothers farm in Valle Crucis to see how much this second pair of organically fed pigs are doing. They're just fine. They adore their sloppy surroundings and trust me, when you get this close to their sweet little piggy faces, it is impossible to smell the difference from all other swine, especially from some of my ex-boyfriends. Sorry pigs, you deserve better analogies:) Just saying...
